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Words, Jargon, and Codes Associated with Handball

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Author: Finn Vortex

Published: 16 February 2016

Updated: 09 January 2023

Duration: 10 Minutes

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Vocabulary

Executive Summary

Dictionary of fisting terms from ass pig to wrecked. Includes an English pronunciation guide and code word identification (for words that have hidden, secondary, or encoded meaning).

Vocabulary

The following jargon may be used in fisting discussions.

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Adolloper

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Noun

  1. an individual who claims fisting experience but still only applies a dollop of lube to his partner's hole.
  2. Example: OMG! Laman told me he had fisted twenty guys, but barely put any lube on my hole before trying to stick his hand in. I think he's exaggerating his experience level—he's a total adolloper.

Alphabet Lube

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Noun

  1. one of the common polyethylene oxide (PEO) emulsifier lubes that are known by a single letter, specifically J Lube, X Lube, or K Lube.
  2. Example: I used to fist with Crisco©, but after finding the extremely slippery alphabet lubes, I'll never use Crisco© again.

Ass Pig

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Noun

  1. veiled code for fisters that offers plausible deniability if any individual involved in the conversation is opposed to, or shocked by, fisting subject matter
  2. a hookup website for fisters; Asspig.com

Ass Play

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Noun

  1. any type of sexual stimulation of the buttocks, anus, or fist chute, such as fingering, fucking, rimming, spanking, or fisting
  2. veiled code for fisting that offers plausible deniability if any individual involved in the conversation is opposed to, or shocked by, an invitation to fist
  3. Example: In order to keep his fisting affinity on the down low, John quickly indicated he meant 'fucking' in his reference to 'ass play' after he determined Tom was appalled by fisting.

Aqueous Cream

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Noun

  1. A European skin moisturizer that is free of parabens, scents, and dyes that is often used to make PEO lubes creamier.
  2. Example: Joseph tried to find Aqueous Cream in both Canada and the USA but couldn't find it in any drug store.

Base Coat

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Noun

  1. a petroleum- or lipid-based lube (such as Trex© or Vaseline© that is applied to the hole prior to switching to an emulsifier-, glycerine, or silicone-based lube.
  2. Example: Benjamin always asks that you apply a base coat of Crisco© to protect the mucosal lining of his fist chute and to extend the slipperiness of his alphabet lube.

Boy Butter

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Noun

  1. a commercial fisting lube that is a lipid silicone hybrid.
  2. semen.
  3. Example: Sam prefers his tops use Boy Butter when fisting his hole so that he can prepare his own special boy butter for their throats.

Candida

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Noun

  1. a ubiquitous fungus that will colonize day-old, unrefrigerated J Lube.
  2. Example: Ether used his month-old J Lube that had been colonized by candida. The next day, he was hospitalized with a serious intestinal infection.

Chariot

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Noun

  1. a threeway fisting position in which a single top fists two bottoms in prone positioning, similar to that of a chariot driver and his team
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Chariot

Clawford Dry Method

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Noun Phrase

  1. a fisting methodology that uses little-to-no lube.
  2. Example: Jared Clawford, having never bottomed in 40 years of fisting, would often get extremely excited and forget to lube up his paw before attempting penetration. His fisting partners lovingly gave his technique the nickname, Crawford Dry Method.

Crisco

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Noun

  1. a cooking shortening from the modern age, similar to lard, commonly used by fisters to grease the fistchute
  2. See Education Center: Lubrication Essentials

Crisco Queen

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Noun Phrase

  1. a fister who fists only with Crisco©
  2. Example: Houston's fisting royalty includes the Chris Cohand, the ultimate Crisco Queen.

Crisco Balls

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Noun Phrase

  1. small spheres of shortening that can be pushed into a hole as a method of lube distribution.
  2. Example: Noah spent the evening prior to the club's monthly play party in the kitchen, making Crisco Balls for the boys from a big tub of lard.

Dirty | Dirty Play

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Noun

  1. a play event in which the bottom doesn't douche prior to penetration
  2. veiled code for a scat or shit play
  3. Example: 'Come over dirty if you want,' Alex said. 'I'm feeling raunchy tonight.'

Dog Sled

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Noun

  1. a fourway fisting position in which two tops perform the Hand Off in two bottoms in prone positioning, similar to that of a dog sled driver, his sleigh, and the two huskies
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Dog Sled

Double

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Noun

  1. a shorthand reference to double fisting
  2. Example: Clint flat out asked him if his hole was big enough to take a double. He then slid his second hand in alongside the first.

Double Decker

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Noun

  1. a threeway fisting position in which a single top simultaneously fists two bottoms in that are stacked on top of one another, usually face to face
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Double Decker

Double Fist

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Verb

  1. a sexual activity involving the insertion of both hands into the vagina or rectum / lower digestive tract

Elbow Grease

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Noun

  1. a commercial fisting lube that is a lipid (Crambe Abyssinica seed oil) and petroleum hybrid.
  2. Example: Ismael prefers creams to liquid lubes, so he uses Elbow Grease when getting wrecked.

Emulsifiers

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Noun

  1. a category of fisting lube that includes PEOs/PEGs and gums.
  2. a thickening agent, typically used in food production.
  3. Example: Lehi was fond of J Lube instead of other emulsifiers because he could whip up a batch just minutes before a session.

Extended Play

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Noun

  1. a play event, usually involving fisting, that lasts more than three or four hours due to the effects of crystal meth on the central nervous system
  2. veiled code for a drug-accompanied hookup, usually crystal meth
  3. Example: Matt's profile read 'looking for uninhibited extended play sessions' to notify other users he wanted unprotected, drug laden sex.

FFausten

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Noun

  1. a commercial PEO-only lubricant, known best for its convenient travel packs.
  2. Example: When Laban travels by air, he packs FFäusten lube packs to avoid any hassle with airport security.

FFuck | FF

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Noun

  1. acronym and sometimes veiled code for fisting, short for fist fuck

Fist

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Noun

  1. the anatomical formation of the hand, when the fingers and thumb are curled up in a ball

Verb

  1. a sexual activity involving the insertion of a balled or unballed hand into the vagina or rectum / lower digestive tract

Fisty-nine

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Noun

  1. a fisting position in two versatile partners simultaneously fist one another's holes
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Fisty-nine

Funnel

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Verb

  1. to pour lube into a gaping hole by 1) collapsing the thumb into the hand to create a valley and 2) inserting the valley into the hole for a direct channel for liquid lube.
  2. Example: Chad's hole had an excellent gape, which allowed lube to be funneled directly into it when playing.

Glycerine

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Noun

  1. a common lube base for fucking but rarely sufficient for fisting.
  2. a thick, sweet, colorless or slightly yellowish syrupy liquid obtained from fats and oils. It is used as a solvent, a humectant (to retain moisture), and as a sweetener in various products. glycerine is an alcohol sugar also known as glycerol or glycerin.
  3. Example: Wet© Original Formula is an example of a glycine-based lube. When Charlie used it in a pinch, it dried up easily, resulting in some pinching inside his fagpit.

Guar Gum

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Noun

  1. a emulsifying food agent harvested from Cyamopsis tetragonolobus, similar to Xanthan Gum in consistency and lubricity.
  2. Example: Fisters in Pakistan and India use guar gum as their fisting lube base because of its ubiquity in food markets on the Indian sub-continent.

Gum

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Noun

  1. Thickening food agents (in powder form) with high lubricity and viscosity.
  2. Example: Guar gum and xanthan gum are two examples of emulsifying gums used by fisters.

H N H

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Noun

  1. acronym for High And Horny, usually with party drugs; commonly used in the UK and other European countries
  2. See Education Center: Chems

Hand Off

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Noun

  1. a threeway double fisting position in which two tops simultaneously fist a single bottom
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Hand Off

Handball

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Noun

  1. archaic code for fisting, used primarily during the sexual revolution
  2. Example: Rich and Kyle were able to discuss there plans for an evening fisting session while at work by simply referring to a game of handball that evening.

Hole

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Noun

  1. common synonym for fistchute; however, it can also refer to any human orafice that can be fucked
  2. Example: He was unable to talk because Daniel and Greg were simultaneously plugging both his holes with their curved cocks prior to inserting their elbows into his fistchute.

J-lube

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Noun

  1. lubrication originally created to assist in the labor and delivery of livestock, commonly used by fisters to grease the fistchute
  2. See Education Center: Lubrication

Jack-in-the-Box

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Noun

  1. a fisting position in which the top inserts both his hand and cock into the bottom simultaneously, then proceeds to beat off
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Jack-in-the-Box

K-lube

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Noun

  1. protien and sugar-free powdered lubricant similar to J-lube, but with a longer shelf life after hydration, commonly used by fisters to grease the fistchute
  2. See Education Center: Lubrication

Lipid

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Noun

  1. a macromolecule composed of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen that may be solid or liquid at room temperature. Common lipids include fats, oils and waxes.
  2. a category of fisting lube composed of any ingredient that is a fat, such as Crisco© or an oil, such as coconut oil.
  3. Example: Tom, a Crisco Queen, preferred lipid-based lubes because they felt grungier and provided additional drag.

Lube Cubes

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Noun

  1. frozen lube typically from a ice cube tray, that can be inserted into a hole for lubrication purposes.
  2. Example: After every session, Craig froze his leftover lube to create lube cubes for the next session.

Lubricity

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Noun

  1. the state of being lubricious (having a smooth or slippery quality) and having the ability to reduce friction.
  2. Example: Because Mohonri uses too much water in his lube, the lubricity is very low and it is difficult to use for fisting holes.

PEO / PEG

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Noun

  1. Synonymous acronyms for Polyethylene Oxide and Polyethylene Glycol. PEO is an emulsification agent that has very high lubricity.
  2. Example: Gideon, being a new fister, had not heard the term PEO previously, so his mentor explained it is the active ingredient in alphabet lubes.

P N P

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Noun

  1. acronym for Party And Play, usually with crystal meth

Verb

  1. to use drugs, generally crystal meth, when engaged in sexual activity
  2. See Education Center: Chems

Party | ParTy

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Noun

  1. veiled code for crystal meth consumption while engaged in sexual activity, specifically when the letter T is capitalized
  2. Capitalization of the letter T, E, G, or K outside of normal sentence structure, usually in profile names or activity lists, indicates preference for playing while high.

Verb

  1. to use drugs, generally crystal meth, when engaged in sexual activity
  2. See Education Center: Chems
  3. Example: The first quesion John asked when soliciting sex on social media was always 'Do you like to parTy?'

Pig

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Noun

  1. an omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse bristly hair and a flat snout for rooting in the soil, kept for its meat.
  2. veiled code for fister that offers plausible deniability if any individual involved in the conversation is opposed to, or shocked by, fisting subject matter; can be used in several combinations such as ass pig, poppers pig, or fist pig

Piston

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Verb

  1. repeated forward and reverse movement of the fist inside the fist chute, often used to deliver pleasure or expand depth capacity
  2. Example: Derrick repeatedly inserts and retracts his arm so quickly from Ryan's fistchute that even those who have mastered traditional pistoning are in awe.

Potato Sack

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Noun

  1. a fisting position in which a top hoists the bottom over his shoulder and then proceeds to fist his hole
  2. See Education Center: Fisting Positions - Potato Sack

Prolapse

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Noun

  1. the medical term for the exposed or partially decensded rectum outside the anus
  2. Synonym for rose bud

Verb

  1. a slipping forward or down of one of the parts or organs of the body

Prolapse Play

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Noun

  1. any type of play focused on the anal prolapse, including anilingus, coitus, heavy petting, frottage, and extraction

Pump

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Noun

  1. a cylindrical tube that when sealed against skin, can become a vacuum that engorges a cock or anus buy sucking additional fluid/blood into the vacuum location
  2. a surgical implant that is inserted into the penis to simulate an erect penis; usually used to treat erectile dysfuction

Verb

  1. the act of applying a cylindrical vaccum to the cock, cock and balls, or anus to engorge them with additional blood or extract the anus from its traditional position, often creating a monster cock or rose bud
  2. Example Scot wanted a full prolapse, so he pumped his hole daily.
  3. the repeated gyration or pistoning of a sexual orafice, often used in relation to ejaculate
  4. Example: Barry frequently pumped a load into his partner's ass, then used his fist to push it in so deep that it wouldn't be readily expelled.

Punch Fist

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Verb

  1. a fisting activity involving the rapid and repeated insertion and removal of a hand into the vagina or rectum / lower digestive tract in a piston-like fashion

Rose Bud

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Noun

  1. the common name for the prolapsed or partial prolapsed rectum that is due to the similarity between the prolapse and a rosebud
  2. Example: Gary peeled back his fisted hole to expose the rose bud that resulted from the previous two hour fist session.

Red | Red Hanky

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Noun

  1. color and hanky code for fisting; left is insertive and right is receptive
  2. See Education Center: Flagging

Session

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Noun

  1. a fisting play date or encounter
  2. Example: On a recent trip to Omaha, Shane posted several ads online looking for a session.

Shit Fist

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Verb

  1. a fisting activity involving the insertion of the fist into an unclean bottom

Shit Soccer

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Noun

  1. The act of directing shit to the drain with your foot during your douche

Shortening

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Noun

  1. vegetable based cooking lard.
  2. Example: There are various brand names for shortening around the world—for example, Crisco© and Trex©.

Slam Dunk

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Noun

  1. a creamy commercial composed of lipids, petroleums, and PEO.
  2. Example: Nephi preferred Slam Dunk lube because it didn't dry out as fast as J Lube; however, it was extremely expensive.

Slop Top

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Noun

  1. a top that doesn't clean up the bottom or the play area after a fisting session ends.
  2. Example: Even though Aaron had been fisting for two years and was aware of fisting etiquette, he never cleaned anything up after playing in a hole, including the bottom. People stopped playing with him because he was a total slop top.

Snail Trail

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Noun

  1. Strings of PEO-based lubricant that mark the path from the sling to the sink/shower.
  2. Example: Neither Jacob's nor his top wiped off the excess lube at the sling. Instead, they created snail trails to the sink that the host would have to clean up later.

Trex©

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Noun

  1. British Crisco©.
  2. Example: While Crisco© dominates the U.S. shortening market, Trex© is the shortening of choice for those living on the British Isles.

Uninhibited

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  1. veiled code unprotected or raw sex, especially when spelled using two b's (uninhibbited)
  2. vieled code for drug-enhanced sex, usually with meth or ghp
  3. Example: David's ad on bbrt asked for those willing to play uninhibited. Since the website is specifically designated for unprotected sex, everybody assumed he wanted to couple meth with sex during his playtime.

Waffle Stomp

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Verb

  1. to tread heavily on a shower drain after douching in order to force fecal material into the sewer system
  2. Example: Sean's douche routine involves four processes: injection of warm water in his hole, direct expulsion of contents, waffle stomping to eliminate solid waste accumulating near the drain, and washing the soles of his feet.

Wreck

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Verb

  1. to destroy a hole to the point a session must end
  2. to fist a hole in an attempt to generate extreme pleasure in a bottom, but not necessarily wear it out
  3. Example: When Bret asked Mike to wreck his hole, he just wanted a good session; however, Mike thought Bret was requesting that he destroy it so he couldn't play for several days. One left in pain, the other left unsatisfied.

Noun

  1. the destruction of a hole, often subjectively evaluated
  2. Example: Randy and Brandon, both thought their holes were a wreck— Brandon's was swollen and pink, while Randy's was just tired from getting a small fist inside it.

Wrecked

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Adjective

  1. the status of a hole after after having been fisted to the point of exhaustion, when play can no longer continue
  2. having been subjectively wrecked
  3. Example: Although Scot thought his hole was fine, the rest of the room could tell by the puffiness and unresponsivenes that it was wrecked, and there would be little play left in him.

Viscosity

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Noun

  1. the state of being thick, sticky, and semifluid in consistency, due to internal friction often confused for lubricity.
  2. Example: Enos uses the term viscous to refer to the slipperiness of his J Lube. Instead, he should use lubricious. Viscosity is just a measure of how thick the lube is—not its slipperiness.

Water-based Lube

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  1. commonly used term for powdered lubes such as the alphabet lubes and xanthan gum. Because water is not the active ingredient, the term is a misnomer.
  2. Example: Alma was a know-it-all, so he corrected his bro Amulek's misuse of the term water-based lube and insisted he refer to it as PEO-based lube.

Xanthan Gum

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  1. A food emulsifier with high lubricity commercially manufactered through sugar fermentation by Xanthomonas campestris bacteria.
  2. Example: Since Helaman hated Crisco© and was allergic to PEOs, he switched to xanthan gum for his fisting activities.

X Lube

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Noun

  1. a commercial, pure PEO-based lubricant with extended shelf life that is made in Europe.
  2. Example: After years of using J Lube, Axel Abysse made the switch to X Lube because it was strictly PEO and had longer shelf life.

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