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Lubrication Recipes
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Lubrication Recipes
Mixology from the Sloppy Hole Buffet
Education Center | Course ID: 03013006
Publication Details
Author: Finn Vortex
Published: 30 July 2023
Updated: 30 July 2023
Duration: 5 - 30 Minutes
Executive Summary
Fisting lube recipes cataloged in various formats, including single and multi-ingredient recipes, recipes by principal ingredient (base), and recipes by individual specific ingredient.
Crafting Lube
Economical options for ready-to-use fisting lubrications are very limited. A typical session uses between 250 to 500 mL (1 - 2 cups) of lube per person. Many fisters prepare and package their own special recipes for their play sessions.
Single Ingredient Recipes
Single ingredient recipes consist of lubricants that have a single base without a secondary base. These recipes typically require minimal preparation and have short set times.
Multi-ingredient Recipes
Multi-ingredient recipes involve combining at least two bases to create a liquid or cream lubricant. These recipes usually require thorough preparation. The set times for multi-ingredient lubes are typically shorter than those for single ingredient ones, and highly viscous creams tend to have brief set times.
Glycerine Lubes
Glycerine is an atypical fisting lube base due to its rapid dehydration by tissues in the fist chute. There are very few, if any, recipes that use glycerine as the primary base ingredient. It is added as a secondary ingredient that may augment certain characteristics of the primary base.
A primary active ingredient in Elbow Grease and Boy Butter is glycerine. If the recipe's only source of glycerine is Elbow Grease or Boy Butter, the recipe will be labeled with (EG) or (BB) respectively in the index below.
Quick Reference
The following recipes include glycerine and are sorted by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Manhole Lube (BB)
- Solids
- N/A
Lipid Lubes
Lipids are usually natural oils derived from plants or animals. The most famous fisting lubricant, and the original fisting lubricant of the modern age, is a lipid: Crisco. Lard may have been used for fisting prior to the invention of shortening and other lubricants.
Coconut oil and shea butter are lipids and common ingredients of fisting lubes.
Avoid using lipid-based lubes with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids (fats) will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
A primary active ingredient in Elbow Grease is seed oil lipid. If there are no other lipids included in a recipe except for Elbow Grease, the recipe will be labeled with (EG) in the index below.
A primary active ingredient in Boy Butter is coconut oil. If there are no other lipids included in a recipe except for coconut oil from Boy Butter, the recipe will be labeled with (BB) in the index below.
Quick Reference
The following recipes include lipids and are sorted by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- 4-1-1 Lube
- 420 Lube
- Arctic Blast (BB)
- Benji's Venom (EG)
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Das ist gut Lube (EG)
- FFäusting Paul (EG)
- FFlexiGlaze
- Live, Laugh, Lube (EG)
- Mason's Miracle Elixir (BB)
- The Schultz
- ZJ Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- Whipped Shortening
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Cable Cream
- Fferal Cream
- FluFFy X
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- FFriendly Lube
- Manhole Lube (BB)
- Tate Z
- Todd's Butt Butter
- Solids
- N/A
Emulsifier Base: PEO | Water
Polyethylene Oxide (PEO) lubes include J Lube, K Lube, X Lube, and FFäusten Lube. Fist Powder also has a PEO ingredient.
Quick Reference
The following PEO lube recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- Alpine Silk J Lube
- FFäusten
- Fist Powder
- J Lube
- K Lube
- X Lube
- Quick Prep (Shake and Go) J Lube
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- 4-1-1
- 420 Lube
- Arctic Blast Lube
- Benji's Venom
- Cumrado's Deep Slide
- Das ist gut Lube
- Extended Life J Lube
- FFäusten
- FFäusting Paul
- FFlexiGlaze
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Kemberlube Traditional
- KJ Lube
- Kuntpunch by Kellen
- Live, Laugh, Lube
- Mason's Miracle Elixir
- The Schultz
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Cable Cream
- FFeral Cream
- FluFFy X
- FFriendly Lube
- Tate Z
- ZJ Lube
- Solids
- Frozen Cube Lube
- Frozen Lube Balls (+)
Emulsifier Base: Gums | Water
Gum lubricants can be made from various thickening agents, including xanthan gum, guar gum, locust bean gum (LBG) also known as carob bean gum, and tara gum. Fist Powder also has a xanthan gum ingredient.
Quick Reference
The following xanthan gum recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- Fist Powder (FP)
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Arctic Blast Lube
- FFlexiGlaze
- ZJ Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- Guar Gum
- Xanthan Gum
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Manhole Lube
- Tate Z
- Solids
- N/A
Silicone Lubes
Silicone lubes are ready-made commercial lubes. There are very few, if any, recipes that use silicone as the primary base ingredient. It is added as a secondary ingredient that may augment certain characteristics of the base. It can also act as a preservative additive in some cases.
Silicone is a primary active ingredient in Boy Butter. If the only source of silicone in a lube recipe is Boy Butter, then the recipe is labeled (BB) in the index below.
The following recipes include silicone and are sorted by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Cumrado's Deep Slide
- Arctic Blast Lube (BB)
- Mason's Miracle Elixir (BB)
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Manhole Lube (BB)
- Solids
- N/A
Petroleum Distillate Lubes
Petroleum distillates include products made or acquired in the petroleum industry such as mineral oil, baby oil, and petrolatum (petroleum jelly).
Like lipid-based lubes, petroleum ingredients will create a smoother texture and increase the time between reapplication of lube. If used as a base coat, petroleum distillates can protect the mucosal lining of the fist chute.
Avoid using petroleum distillates with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
Because mineral oil and petrolatum are primary active ingredients in Elbow Grease, any recipe using Elbow Grease is included in the index below and labeled (EG).
Quick Reference
The following recipes include silicone and are sorted by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom (EG)
- Das ist gut Lube (EG)
- FFäusting Paul (EG)
- Live, Laugh, Lube (EG)
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Cable Cream
- Todd's Butt Butter
- Solids
- N/A
Albolene
Albolene is sold as a paraben-free skin moisturizer and make-up remover. Most bros use it as jack-off grease.
As the ratio or Albolene to other liquid ingredients equalizes, the lube becomes extremely or extraordinarily thick (Level IX and X).
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following Albolene recipes are organized alphabetically and separated by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Todd's Butt Butter
- Solids
- N/A
Aqueous Cream
Aqueous Cream, also known as sorbolene, is a body moisturizer, especially formulated to help moisturize dry, cracked, and flaky skin. Primary ingredients vary by brand and may include glycerine, petroleum distillates, lipids, and PEO. Since there is no consistency in ingredients, there is no individual breakouts by these components (unlike Elbow Grease and Boy Butter).
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following Aqueous Cream/Sorbolene recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Eleven AOL Inches
- FFlexiGlaze
- Kemberlube Traditional
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Solids
- N/A
Boy Butter
Boy Butter is the safest lube on the market according to suggested norms that are established by the WHO. It is a combination of lipids (coconut oil), gums (guar), silicone (trimethicone) and other slippery ingredients (glycerine). While too expensive to use for a single session, as a hybrid ingredient it can enhance many of the qualities of its partner bases. Like Albolene, many bros use it for beating off.
Also like Albolene, as the ratio of Boy Butter to other liquid ingredients equalizes, the lube becomes thicker — (Level VII, IIX, and IX).
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following Boy Butter recipes are organized by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multiple Ingredients)
- Arctic Blast
- Mason's Miracle Elixir
- Creams (Single Ingredients)
- N/A
- Creams (Multiple Ingredients)
- Manhole Lube
- Solids
- N/A
Coconut Oil
Coconut oil is an organic, all-natural lipid that melts just below body temperature. As a hybrid ingredient, it adds a unique scent as well as a layer of protection to mucosal membranes.
Although some fisters use nothing but coconut oil, in most recipes, it's always a secondary base and has a low ratio to the primary base. Coconut oil often creates a mild cream effect.
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
Because coconut oil is a primary active ingredient in Boy Butter, any recipe using Boy Butter is included in the index below and labeled (BB).
The following coconut oil recipes are separated by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- 4-1-1 Lube
- 420 Lube
- Arctic Blast Lube (BB)
- FFlexiGlaze
- Mason's Miracle Elixir (BB)
- The Schultz
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- ZJ Lube
- Manhole Lube (BB)
- Solids
- N/A
Elbow Grease
Elbow Grease is a pre-mixed fisting lube composed of glycerine, petroleum distillate, and lipid bases. The primary active ingredients are Crambe Abyssinica seed oil (a lipid), petrolatum, and mineral oil. Crambe Abyssinica oil demonstrates anti-aging and anti-inflammatory processes.
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following Elbow Grease recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom
- Das ist gut Lube
- FFäusting Paul
- Live, Laugh, Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Solids
- N/A
FFäusten
FFäusten is a alphabet lube with the active ingredient of PEO. There are no additives nor preservatives in FFäusten.
The following FFäusten recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- FFäusten
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom
- FFäusting Paul
- The Schultz
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- FFeral Cream
- Solids
- N/A
Major Ingredient
Fist Powder combines PEO and xanthan gum to provide a unique lube that washes off with ease.
The following Fist Powder recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- Fist Powder
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Solids
- N/A
Guar Gum
Guar gum is a gel forming powder made from legumes called guar beans. It thickens and applies slightly better than xanthan gum and washes away with the same ease as xanthan.
It is found in many food products, cosmetic products, and lotions. For example, Cornhusker's Lotion has a guar gum compnent to help thicken and bind the lotion's other ingredients together.
Lubes listed in this section may use guar gum directly as a primary ingredient, or indirectly through a lotion or hand cream.
The following Guar Gum recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Mason's Miracle Elixir
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- Guar Gum
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Manhole Lube
- Solids
- N/A
J Lube
As the original 'modern' fisting lube, there are multiple recipes for preparing J Lube as a single ingredient fisting lube or multiple ingredient fisting lube.
Most single ingredient recipes are liquids, with Level VI or lower viscosities. Multiple ingredient recipes can be liquids or creams (Level VII and above. Various additives can be added without changing the character of the lubrication, including its viscosity and lubricity.
The following J Lube recipes are organized alphabetically and separated by liquids and creams:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- J Lube
- Alpine Silk J Lube
- Quick Prep J Lube
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Mason's Miracle Elixir
- Eleven (11) AOL Inches
- Extended-life J Lube
- Arctic Blast Lube
- Depth Cunting Delight
- KJ Lube
- ZJ (Xanthan and J) Lube
- Creams (Single Ingedient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Cable Cream
- ZJ Lube
- Solids
- Frozen Cube Lube
K Lube
K Lube was the first PEO emulsifier crafted exclusively for fisters.
By itself, it is a liquid with Level IV, V, and VI viscosities. Multiple ingredient recipes can be liquids or creams (Level IV to Level X). Various additives can be added without changing the character of the lubrication, including its viscosity and lubricity.
The following K Lube recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- K Lube
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- 4-1-1 Lube
- 420 Lube
- Cumrado's Deep Slide
- Das ist gut Lube
- FFlexiGlaze
- KemberLube Traditional
- KJ Lube
- Kuntpunch By Kellen
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Solids
- N/A
Lotions (Various)
Adding paraben free lotions with high levels of Vitamin B5, panthenol, and other emoilluments can change the consistency of a lube and provide nourishment to fist chute tissue.
Many lotions use glycerine, lipids, PEOs, petroleum distillates, and gums as part of their formulas. Pay attention to the label and avoid harmful additives.
Use caution when using lotion-infused lubes with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates that may be part of the lotion will cause immediate deterioration of latex, rubber, and elastics.
Quick Reference
The following lotion recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Cumrado's Deep Slide
- Depth Cunting Delight
- Mason's Miracle Elixir
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Cable Cream
- Kuntpunch by Kellen
- Solids
- N/A
Mineral Oil
Mineral Oil, also known as baby oil, is a petroleum distillate. When coupled with lipids or emulsifiers, it increases lubricity and decreases absorption rates inside the fist chute.
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
One of the primary active ingredients of Elbow Grease is mineral oil, therefore, Elbow Grease recipes are included in this section. If the only source of mineral oil in the recipe is Elbow Grease, then it will be labeled (EG).
The following mineral oil recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom (EG)
- Das ist gut Lube (EG)
- FFäusting Paul (EG)
- Live, Laugh, Lube (EG)
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Cable Cream
- Solids
- N/A
Petrolatum
Petrolatum, also known as petroleum jelly, is a petroleum distillate that is a common ingredient in lotions and emoillument creams.
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
Petrolatum is a primary active ingredient in Elbow Grease. Recipes in the index below with the label EG have Elbow Grease as the source of petrolatum.
Petrolatum is often, but not always an ingredient in aqueous cream and lotions. Recipes with aqueous cream and various lotions are not included in this index.
The following Elbow Grease recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom (EG)
- Das ist gut Lube (EG)
- FFäusting Paul (EG)
- Live, Laugh, Lube (EG)
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Solids
- N/A
Shea Butter
Shea butter is a lipid derived from the nuts of the shea tree. Used alone, the butter works as a base coat and as an anti-inflammatory. In most lube recipes, it is a secondary base that decreases absorption of the primary base into the tissue of the fist chute.
Avoid using this lube with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids and petroleum distillates contained therein will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following shea butter recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- 4-1-1 Lube
- 420 Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- N/A
- Solids
- N/A
Shortening
Crisco and lard are the original fisting lubes used prior to a farm boy introducing J Lube to fisters.
Shortenings create a great base coat, and when used in lube, add a specific type of friction/drag that teases the hole.
Criso has a distinct odor, but other generic shortenings do not have the same distinct smell. Trex is the UK alternative to Crisco.
Avoid using lipid-based lubes (in this case, shortening) with latex condoms, latex gear, or rubber gear (including jockstraps). Lipids (fats) will cause immediate deterioration of these materials.
The following shortening recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Benji's Venom
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- Whipped Shortening
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Cable Cream
- FFeral Cream
- FluFFy X
- FFriendly Lube
- Tate Z
- Todd's Butt Butter
- Solids
- Crisco Balls
- Frozen Lube Balls (+)
X Lube
X lube is a alphabet lube with the active ingredient of PEO. Like FFäusten, there are no additives nor preservatives in X Lube.
The fisting superstar Axel Abbysse uses this lube almost exclusively and has experimented with glow-in-the-dark additives to enhance scenes in some of his films.
The following X Lube recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- X Lube
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Depth Cunting Delight
- Live, Laugh, Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- N/A
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Fluffy X
- FFriendly Lube
- Solids
- N/A
Xanthan Gum
Xanthan gum is an emulsifying powder created in an industrial process where sugar is fermented by a bacteria called Xanthomonas campestris. It washes away with ease. It will spoil in a day, espeically when there are other preservatives included alongside it.
It is found in many food products, cosmetic products, and lotions. For example, Cornhusker's Lotion has a guar gum compnent to help thicken and bind the lotion's other ingredients together.
Lubes listed in this section may use xanthan gum directly as a primary ingredient, or indirectly through a lotion or hand cream.
One of the primary active ingredients of Fist Powder is xanthan gum; therefore, Fist Powder recipes are included here. Fist Powder recipes are labeled with: (FP).
The following xanthan gum recipes are organized by liquids, creams, and solids:
- Liquids (Single Ingredient)
- Fist Powder (FP)
- Liquids (Multi-ingredient)
- Arctic Blast Lube
- FFlexiGlaze
- ZJ Lube
- Creams (Single Ingredient)
- Xanthan Gum
- Creams (Multi-ingredient)
- Bazel Juice
- Manhole Lube
- Tate Z
- Solids
- N/A
4-1-1 Lube
This mixture of K Lube, coconut oil, and shea butter creates a liquid emulsion that stays hydrated longer than PEO lubes alone. For a less viscous, slightly smoother combination, try the 420 Lube. The catchy name helps you remember ratios of ingredients.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | ~2 cups | 450 mL |
K Lube | 4 tsp | 20 mL |
Coconut Oil | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Shea Butter | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mixing bowl or mixing cylinder, add 450 mL of warm water and "4" teaspoons of K lube.
- Mix thoroughly with stick blender until thickened.
- Heat "1" tablespoon shea butter and "1" tablespoon of coconut oil in microwave until liquified, then add to mixture.
- Mix until combined, then allow to sit 30 minutes prior to use.
Viscosity Considerations
Note that this recipe has not been verified. The golden ratio for K lube is 1:100 (or about 5 mL of powder to 500 mL of water). The recipe's creator may have been using J Lube, which has a golden ratio between 1:5 and 1:8. Four teaspoons of K Lube seems like a lot of PEO for the amount of water specified.
420 Lube
Despite the name, this recipe contains no cannabis. The 420 references the imperial and metric values (4 and 20) of the primary ingredients. This is a less viscous and smoother rendition of 4-1-1 Lube.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 4 tsp | 20 mL |
Coconut Oil | 4 tsp | 20 mL |
Shea Butter | 4 tsp | 20 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mixing bowl or mixing cylinder, add 500 mL warm water and "4" teaspoons of K lube.
- Mix thoroughly with stick blender until thickened.
- Heat "20" mL shea butter and "20" mL coconut oil in microwave until liquified, then add to mixture.
- Mix until combined, then allow to sit 30 minutes prior to use.
Viscosity Considerations
Note that this recipe has not been verified. The golden ratio for K lube is 1:100 (or about 5 mL of powder to 500 mL of water). The recipe's creator may have been using J Lube, which has a golden ratio between 1:5 and 1:8. Four teaspoons of K Lube seems like a lot of PEO for the amount of water specified.
Alpine Silk J Lube
J Lube is typically cloudy when compared to other PEO lubes. It also is extremely tacky due to the dispersing agent (sucrose)[2]. This recipe creates a clear (think mountain lake), smooth-as-silk solution that will have bottoms asking, "What magic is this?".
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 1 cup | 250 mL |
J Lube | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a small saucepan, bring water to near boil.
- Drizzle in the J Lube, whisking or hand blending as you go.
- Continue mixing and boil for 2 minutes until fully dissolved.
- Remove from heat.
- Allow to cool (about 5 - 10 minutes), then transfer to sterile containers for use.
Arctic Blast Lube
Allowing this lube to sit in the freezer for 1 hour before warming up to room temperature results in a smooth consistency.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 3/4 cup | 180 mL |
J Lube | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Boy Butter | 1/2 tsp | 2.5 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1/4 tsp | 1.25 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add water and other ingredients to mixing bowl or canister.
- Mix thoroughly with an immersion blender.
- Place in freezer to sit for 60 minutes.
- Remove from freezer and allow to warm up prior to use.
Bazel Juice
A traditional British lube but with xanthan gum added to create a thick, highly viscous cream with a coconut aroma.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 1/2 cups | 650 mL |
Aqueous Cream | 1.5 tsp | 7 mL |
K Lube | 1.5 tsp | 7 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1.5 tsp | 7 mL |
Coconut Oil | 1.5 tsp | 7 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Bring water to boil then reduce heat.
- With a hand mixer or whisk, add coconut oil and aqueous cream. Mix until dissolved.
- Drizzle in K Lube and xanthan gum.
- Mix until dissolved then remove from heat.
- Allow to cool and set prior to use (approximately 3 hours but preferably overnight in the refrigerator).
Benji's Venom
Several medicinal and herbal additives give this lube analgesic and anti-inflammatory properties that come with an initial sting.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 1 cup | 250 mL |
FFäusten Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Elbow Grease or Crisco | 1/4 cup | 60 mL |
Eucalyptus Oil | 1/4 tsp / 25 drops | 1.25 mL |
Clove Oil | 1/4 tsp / 25 drops | 1.25 mL |
PDQ CBD Cream | 1/4 tsp | 1.25 mL |
Lidocaine | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Americaine | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a shaker bottle with wire ball, combine 120 mL (1/2 cup) of boiling water with everything except FFäusten lube powder.
- Shake until fully blended, then add FFäusten powder.
- Immediately cover and shake again until evenly blended.
- Add 125 mL (1/2 cup) of bottled water and shake until evenly blended.
- Let sit for 4 hours with occasional shaking to redistribute powder.
Cable Cream
Cable Cream has the consistency of hand lotion and takes advantage of provitamin B5, a product that can be found in Panthenol Cream, Cetaphil, and many other lotion/skin care products.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water (Boiling) | 1 cup | 250 mL |
J Lube | 3 tbsp | 45 mL |
Crisco | 1 cup | 250 mL |
Mineral Oil | 1/2 cup | 125 mL |
Panthenol Cream/Lotion | 4 tbsp | 60 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add small saucepan, bring water boil.
- With a hand blender, drizzle in J Lube and mix until clumps dissolve.
- Remove from heat and immediately blend in Crisco until fully melted and well mixed.
- Add mineral oil and panthenol, then beat until smooth.
- Allow to cool to touch, then transfer to squeeze bottle or small Tupperware.
Cumrado's Deep Slide
From the deepest pit in Scandinavia,this lube ensures a long, smooth arm-ride throughout the night without any dryness as the bicep slides past the first hole.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Clove Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Generic Moisturizer | 1.5 tbsp | 22.5 mL |
Swiss Navy Silicone Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Per @cumrados, the generic moisturizer should be perfume and oil free. Glycerine and panthenol should be the active ingredients.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a bowl or cylindrical canister, add K Lube powder, clove oil, and moisturizer.
- Add 375 mL (1 1/2 cups) of boiling water and stir with stick blender.
- Once fully blended, add 125 mL (1/2 cup) of cold water and blend for 2 minutes.
- Transfer to squeeze bottle and sit 4 - 5 hours (or overnight) for optimal lubricity.
Viscosity Considerations
The longer the lube sits, the thicker it becomes. If sitting overnight, increase the volume of water used. If using within an hour of prep, consider decreasing the volume of water used. Ideal thickness occurs about 4 hours after preparation.
Das ist gut Lube
A stringy, smooth mixture of K Lube and Elbow Grease from a German immigrant with a deep hole. Best if used in a dispersal bottle with a flip top cap that can slice the lube after pouring onto hand or hole.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 2 tbsp | 10 mL |
Elbow Grease | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a shaker bottle or 500 mL glass bottle, add the K Lube and 125 mL (1/2 cup) of very hot, but not boiling water.
- Shake for 60 seconds then wait 2 minutes, add another 125 mL (1/2 cup) of hot water and shake again for 60 seconds.
- Add Elbow Grease and another 125 mL (1/2 cup) of hot water and shake again for 2 minutes.
- Let it sit for 2 minutes, then add the remaining 125 mL (1/2 cup) of hot water and shake till mixed.
- Refrigerate for 1 hour prior to use.
Depth Cunting Delight
This concoction blends four of the major lube bases to make a bicep depth experience smooth and relaxing.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
J Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
X Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Glycerine | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Silicone Lube | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Udderly Smooth Cream | 5 tsp | 25 mL |
Lidocaine | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Clove Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mix master, add 60 mL (1/4 cup) of water and all remaining ingredients.
- Mix on high for 3 minutes.
- Add water in 30 mL (1/8 cup) increments for the next 15 minutes at medium speed until the desired consistency is reached.
- Allow to sit for 3 hours, then mix again for 15 minutes.
Eleven (11) AOL Inches
Is it really 11 inches? This lube foregoes traditional measurement mechanisms to create a creamy lube that will have everyone talking.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | ~11 inches | 450 mL |
J Lube | 5 tsp | 25 mL |
Aqueous Cream | 4 tsp | 20 mL |
Clove Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In an empty J Lube bottle, add 2 inches of boiling water.
- Add J Lube and shake (use a hot pad or cloth to prevent burning).
- Add 2 additional inches of hot water and the Aqueous Cream.
- Shake it fast and hard, like how you beat your cock just before nutting.
- Add clove oil and the remaining 7 inches of water or whatever will fit in the bottle, whichever is less.
- Shake again for 60 seconds.
- Refrigerate for 1 hour prior to use.
Extended-life J Lube
Traditional J Lube is 75% sucrose (sugar) and is an ideal habitat for microorganisms. Bacteria easily contaminate lube during play, and airborne fungal spores are ubiquitous. This recipe extends the life of J Lube by a few days and in some cases, weeks through heat preparation, preservatives, sterilization, and dispersing practices.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 1 cup | 250 mL |
J Lube | 3 tbsp | 45 mL |
Priority Care General Lubricant | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a large, microwave-safe, sterile, glass bowl, add water.
- Drizzle in the J Lube, whisking or hand blending as you go to avoid heavy clumping.
- Cover and allow to sit up to 1 hour to allow clumps to dissipate. This step can be skipped if in a hurry.
- Uncover and microwave until solution bubbles and becomes frothy, typically 4 - 5 minutes.
- Remove and stir. Be cautious introducing your whisk, as scalding hot J Lube may not boil but can explode when an object breaks the surface tension after microwaving.
- Allow to cool (about 5 - 15 minutes), then transfer to sterile containers for use.
Longevity Notes:
If making a large batch, consider using separate sterilized containers for storage. Lube containers that were not used in play (exposed to contaminants) can last several weeks in the refrigerator.
FFäusten (Standard Preparation)
According to the R & D team at FFäusten, "FFäusten’s signature 100% polyethylene oxide based lubricant was developed with a granule size that helps prevent clumping and molecular weight to create that soft, silky feeling, and it is exclusively ours."[1]
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
FFäusten Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add 500 mL of filtered, room temperature water to a shaker bottle.
- Add 1 teaspoon (1 level scoop) to the shaker bottle.
- Shake for 10-20 seconds and let sit for 10 minutes.
- shake for another 10-20 seconds and allow to sit for an additional 20 minutes.
FFäusting Paul
This mixture calms swelling and discomfort in the hole by including clove oil, CBD tincture, Aspercreme (with lidocaine), and hydrocortisone cream. It may sting initially, but stinging will decrease within minutes.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
FFäusten | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Elbow Grease | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Aspercreme | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Hydrocortisone Cream | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Clove Oil | 10 drops | 0.5 mL |
CBD Tincture | 10 - 20 drops | 0.5 - 1 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a large bowl, add cold, filtered water.
- Thoroughly whisk in everything except the FFäusten powder until fully dissolved.
- Drizzle in the FFäusten powder while continuing to whisk briskly for about 2 minutes or until blended.
- Let sit for 60 minutes.
FFeral Cream
The house cream at FFeral Guys monthly fisting workshops is a frothy peo-emulsifier/lipid combo. This concoction provides a smooth creamy base to coat the fist chute prior to switching to FFäusten for more intense punch, piston, and depth play.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 1/4 cup | 60 mL |
FFäusten Lube (Pre-mixed) | 1/2 cup | 125 mL |
Crisco | 2 cups | 480 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In your mix master, cream the Crisco with the whisk attachment.
- Intermittently stop the mix master and scrape solid Crisco from the sides of the mixing bowl into the center of the mixing bowl.
- Once fluffy, fold in with a spatula 250 mL (1/2 cup) of pre-mixed FFäusten lube.
- Restart the mixer and gradually add warm water until the desired consistency is attained.
To prevent contaminating the entire batch during play, divide into several sterilized containers for storage. For parties, spoon into Dixie™ cups for individual guests. Lube containers that have not been used in play (exposed to contaminants) can last several weeks in the refrigerator.
FFlexiGlaze
This smooth mixture of petroleum ingredients, lipid ingredients, and both PEO and gum emulsifiers creates a slippery solution great for all types of play but is extremely useful for depth insertions. The recipe results in a liter of lube that ensures no surface (however shallow or deep) is ever left under lubricated.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 4 1/3 cups | 1000 mL |
K Lube | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Coconut Oil | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Aqueous Cream | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Clove Oil | 2-3 drops | 0.15 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In a cylindrical container or large mixing bowl, add hot water, clove oil, coconut oil, and aqueous cream.
- Beat with stick blender until fully mixed.
- Continue beating while drizzling K lube and xanthan gum powders into the container.
- Beat until smooth and allow 30 minutes sit time.
Fist Powder (Standard Preparation)
Fist Powder is a combination of two emulsifiers (PEO and xanthan gum) and maltodextrin, a thickening agent.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
Fist Powder | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add 500 mL of filtered or distilled water to a shaker bottle.
- Add 5mL (1 teaspoon) of Fist Powder to shaker bottle.
- Shake for 2 minutes then let sit for 15 minutes before shaking again for 1 additional minute.
FluFFy X
This creamy lube almost prepares itself. Put it in the mix master and return after a half hour for a ready-to-use lube.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 1 1/2 cups | 375 mL |
X Lube | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Shortening | 2 cups | 480 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In your mix master, add 375 mL of boiling water.
- Add 5 mL (1 tsp) of X Lube and mix for 5 minutes.
- Add 480 mL (2 cups) of shortening and mix on high for 30 minutes.
FFriendly Lube
From the maker of Friendly Toys, this lube is ideal for play with platinum grade silicone toys. Unlike emulsifier lubes, this lube stays on the toy instead of dissipating quickly. This allows you to focus on the toy, poppers, and your stiff cock.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water (Warm) | 1 1/2 cups | 375 mL |
X Lube | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Crisco | 2 cups | 480 mL |
Clove Oil (Optional) | 10 drops | 0.5 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In your mix master, add 1 cup of warm water.
- Drizzle in the X Lube.
- Using the whisk attachment, mix at the lowest speed for 30 seconds.
- Let stand for 15 minutes.
- Add Crisco and clove oil, then mix for 8 - 10 minutes while gradually increasing speed.
- Once the mixture is thick (no longer runny), and 60 - 70 mL (1/4 cup) of water.
- Mix on high until no longer runny.
- Add the last 60 - 70 mL (1/4 cup) water and mix on high until thick and glossy.
Longevity Notes:
To prevent contaminating the entire batch during play, divide into several sterilized containers for storage. Lube containers that have not been used in play (exposed to contaminants) can last several weeks in the refrigerator.
Guar Gum
When guar gum is added to a liquid, it quickly disperses and creates a viscous and stable solution. Like xanthan gum, this makes it a great thickening, suspending and stabilizing agent for many products such as ice creams and makeup. Lubricity is greater than that of xanthan gum.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
Guar Gum | 4 tbsp | 60 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mixing bowl, add warm water.
- Drizzle in guar gum while stirring, whisking, or blending.
- Mix until a gel like substance is formed.
J Lube (Standard Preparation)
The original, 'modern' fisting lubricant brought to the fisting world by the boys on the farm. J Lube is classified for 'Vetrinary Use Only' and is certainly enjoyed by many pigs.
If providing house lube at a fisting party or event, the blender option creates large volumes quickly. As always, use separate containers for each fistee to prevent contamination.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 480 mL |
J Lube | 4 tbsp | 60 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Blender Instructions
For best results:
- Add water to blender.
- Drizzle in powder.
- Mix on low speed for 2 minutes.
- Let sit for 2 minutes.
- Transfer lube to new container for a single play session.
Scalability and Blended Characteristics:
To make a large batch, use a 5 - 8 parts water to 1 part J Lube ratio. Blended J Lube will be less viscous and less tacky than shaken lube but will thicken to shaken-like results after several hours. To immediately increase viscosity, decrease the ratio of water to J Lube.
Shaker Instructions
For best results:
- Add 180 mL (3/4 cup) of water to shaker bottle or blender.
- Drizzle in half the J Lube powder (approximately 30 mL (2 tbsp)).
- Shake vigorously for 2 minutes and then let rest for 2 minutes.
- Shake again for 60 seconds, then add the remaining water and shake for 60 seconds.
- Add the remaining powder and shake vigorously for 60 seconds.
- Let rest 2 minutes, then shake for another 60 seconds.
- Let rest for 10 minutes, shaking occasionally for 30 seconds.
- If your shaker isn't your dispersal container, transfer lube to new container.
Viscosity and Timing Considerations
If you are playing immediately, adjust your ratio of J Lube to water. Increase the amount of J Lube by 30 mL (2 tbsp) for play within the next 30 minutes.
K Lube (Standard Preparation)
From the manufacturer's vendor: "K Lube... ...is condom safe, rubber safe and body safe. It's also completely inert, non-irritating, and contains special preservatives so that the mixed lube always remains fresh. Easy to clean up with soap and warm water."
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add 500 mL of filtered or distilled water to a shaker bottle.
- Add 2 teaspoons of K Lube to shaker bottle.
- Shake for 2 minutes then let sit for 15 minutes before shaking again for 1 additional minute.
KemberLube Traditional
This smooth, traditional mixture reminds you of the lube your mother made for your first fisting experience.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 2 tbsp | 30 mL |
Aqueous Cream | 2/3 cup | 160 mL |
Clove Oil | 4 drops | 0.25 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In large bowl, add hot water, Aqueous Cream, and clove oil.
- Mix with stick or hand blender until fully blended.
- While continuing to blend, drizzle in K Lube.
- Mix until all clumps are dissolved, and lube begins to thicken.
- Transfer to your squeeze bottle and wait 60 minutes before application.
KJ Lube
By marrying the qualities of J Lube with those of K Lube, this lube provides the best of both worlds.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
J Lube | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
K Lube | 0.5 (1/2) tsp | 2.5 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a shaker bottle, add 250 mL (1 cup) of water, J Lube, and K Lube and shake for 30 seconds.
- Remove the shaker bottle lid and shaker ball, and microwave until foamy.
- Return the shaker ball and shake for 2 minutes.
- Add 125 mL (1/2 cup) of water and shake for 1 minute.
- Add the remaining water and shake for another minute.
- Transfer to squeeze bottle and let rest for at least 30 minutes prior to play.
KuntPunch by Kellen
For an angry, post-douche hole, this lube provides soothing relief in preparation for destruction of the punch box. Unlike J Lube, it's shelf stable and can be stored for weeks.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
K Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Aveeno Calming Lotion | 3 tbsp | 45 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Fill your shaker bottle with half of allottedamount of hot water.
- Add half of the allottedamount of K Lube, then shake vigorously for 45 seconds.
- Add the Aveeno Calming Lotion (about 30 pumps if not measuringspecifics), then shake vigorously for 90 seconds.
- Add the remaining water and shake for 2 minutes.
- Add the remaining K Lube (decreasing the amount if desired), then shake vigorously for 60 seconds.
- Allow it to rest for 2 hours, returning every 10 minutes to shake for the first hour.
- Shake one last time before use.
Live, Laugh, Lube
This lube is designed for all night long fisting sessions. The combination of oils, pharmaceuticals , and lubes with moderate and lower viscosity allow for punch play, width play, and depth play.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
X Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Elbow Grease | 2 tbsp | 10 mL |
Hydrocortisone Cream | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
J-Cain Cream/td> | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Clove Bud Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Lavender Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Peppermint Oil | 1 drop | 0.05 mL |
Corn Mint Oil | 1 drop | 0.05 mL |
Spearmint Oil | 1 drop | 0.05 mL |
Tea Tree Oil | 1 drop | 0.05 mL |
Clove Leaf | 1 drop | 0.05 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Remove the shaker ball from the shaker bottle, then add 500 mL of distilled or bottled water to the shaker.
- Add 10 mL of X Lube to the shaker bottle and shake for 20 seconds.
- Rest shaker bottle on side for 10 minutes.
- In a microwave safe, glass bowl, add all the remaining ingredients.
- Heat in microwave for 10 seconds, then stir.
- Repeat the previous step as needed until the solution is thin, but not watery thin.
- Once the X Lube has sat for 10 minutes, combine the lube and liquified ingredients into the shaker bottle.
- Add the shaker ball and shake for 40 seconds or until the ingredients are all fully blended.
- Let sit for 20 minutes.
Manhole Lube
A thick concoction of xanthan and guar gums that can supplement traditional PEO lubes during a play session.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 1 1/2 cups | 375 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Guar Gum | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Boy Butter | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
CBD Oil | 2 drops | 0.1 mL |
Clove Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Lavender Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- Add water, oils, and Boy Butter to blender or bullet blender and mix until fully blended.
- Add xanthan and guar gums to blender and mix for 2 minutes.
Mason's Miracle Elixir
From a compounding specialist, this J Lube recipe has greater shelf life due to the Cornhusker's Lotion. The smooth, silky texture leaves your hole in awe.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
J Lube | 4 tbsp | 60 mL |
Boy Butter | 5 tbsp | 75 mL |
Cornhusker's Lotion | 5 tbsp | 75 mL |
Clove Oil | 6 drops | 0.3 mL |
Tea Tree Oil | 6 drops | 0.3 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a shaker bottle with a mixer ball, add the J Lube powder.
- Add 375 mL (1 1/2) cups of boiling water and shake vigorously for 2 minutes or until mixed.
- While still hot, add the Boy Butter and shake again for at least 1 minute.
- Once mixed, add Cornhusker's Oil Free Lotion, tea tree oil, and clove oil.
- Shake for 1 minute, then add the remaining 125 mL (1/2 cup) of water.
- Shake for another minute, then let sit for 10 minutes prior to use.
Quick Prep (Shake-and-Go) J Lube
Because of the sucrose dispersing agent, J Lube has the fastest sink-to-sling time (preparation to usage time). This recipe can be used to create a non-clumpy lube minutes prior to a fisting session.
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Sloppy Hole Buffet
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 480 mL |
J Lube | 1/4 cup | 60 mL |
Adjust ratios for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add lube to your completely dry, pre-marked shaker.
- The container should have marks at these points:
- 60 mL (1/4 cup) for powdered lube
- 480 mL (2 cups) for water
- Tilt the shaker to a near horizontal angle and distribute powder evenly across the shaker.
- Keeping the shaker in near horizontal position, add half of the water.
- Close lid, rapidly flip to vertical position, and shake vigorously for 1 minute.
- Add remaining water and shake vigorously for 1 minute.
- Allow to sit for 2 minutes.
- If your shaker isn't your dispersal container, transfer lube to new container.
Tate Z
Crisco infused xanthan that extends the duration of slipperiness of xanthan gum. As a bonus, the Crisco decreases wear on the fist chute.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1 tbsp | 15 mL |
Crisco | 1/3 cup | 80 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for creamier results.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a food processor, add water and drizzle in xanthan gum.
- Process until thick (less than 1 minute).
- Add Crisco and mix for an additional 2 minutes.
The Schultz
An aromatic rendition of silk-like lube with anti-inflammatory properties.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 1/3 cups | 600 mL |
FFäusten Lube | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Coconut Oil | 2.5 tbsp | 40 mL |
Eucalyptus Oil | 5 drops | 0.25 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- With a stick mixer or mix master, add coconut oil and eucalyptus oil to hot water. Mix until dissolved.
- Drizzle in FFäusten Lube.
- Mix until dissolved.
- Let sit for 30 minutes prior to use.
Todd's Butt Butter
A very thick, non-viscous lubrication that spreads like warm butter and provides extreme lubricity.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
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Shortening | ~3/4 cup | 170 mL |
Albolene | ~3/4 cup (1 container) | 170 mL |
OXG Anti-Breaking Serum | 5+ drops | 0.25 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In a medium size bowl, mix shortening and Albolene together on slow speed.
- Gradually blend in the drops of OXG Anti-breaking Serum to your liking.
- Increase mixing speed to high and blend till all clumps are gone.
- Transfer to Tupperware™ containers.
Viscosity Considerations:
This lubrication spreads rather than flows (no viscosity), but surprisingly it is super lubricious. Friction is almost eliminated for a smooth, continual, drag-free punch or piston.
X Lube (Standard Preparation)
The X Lube website declares: "X Lube is a unique lubricant powder. Simply add to water for a highly effective, clear lubrication gel suitable for all kinds of play. Developed in our German laboratory, it is a specially refined powder granulate hybrid, design to instantly dissolve in water."
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Sloppy Hole Buffet
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
X Lube | 2 tsp | 10 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- Add 500 mL of filtered or distilled water to shaker bottle.
- Add 10 mL (2 tsp) of X Lube to shaker bottle.
- Shake for 20 seconds.
- Rest shaker on its side (to increase surface area) for 10 minutes.
- Shake for 20 seconds.
- Sit for another 10 to 60 minutes.
Xanthan Gum
When xanthan gum is added to a liquid, it quickly disperses and creates a viscous and stable solution. This makes it a great thickening, suspending and stabilizing agent for many products.[3]
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1 1/2 tsp | 7.5 mL |
Ratios can be adjusted for differing viscosities.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mixing bowl, add warm water.
- Drizzle in xanthan gum while whisking or blending.
- Mix until semi-congealed; additional thickening may occur as the gum sits.
Whipped Shortening
Application of shortening direct from the can is awkward and often difficult. Whipping the shortening creates a thick, creamy spread that melts faster inside the fist chute and is easy to apply.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Shortening | 2 cups | 480 mL |
Instructions
For best results:
- In your mix master, cream the shortening with the whisk attachment.
- Intermittently stop the mix master and scrape solid shortening from the sides of the mixing bowl into the center of the mixing bowl.
- Continue mixing at high speed for about 30 minutes or until fluffy.
To prevent contaminating the entire batch during play, divide into several sterilized containers for storage. For parties, spoon into Dixie™ cups for individual guests. Lube containers that have not been used in play (exposed to contaminants) can last several months if stored in a dark, cool, and dry location. Pay attention to the expirationdate from the container to prevent using rancid shortening.
Crisco and Trex are specific brands of shortening and have distinct odors. Generic brands are often odor free.
ZJ Lube (Xanthan Gum and J Lube)
A gum/PEO mix that has properties of both emulsifiers. Xanthan adds bulk and decreases clean-up time and J Lube extends the duration of slipperiness.
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Ingredients
Ingredient | Imperial | Metric |
---|---|---|
Water | 2 cups | 500 mL |
J Lube | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Xanthan Gum | 1 tsp | 5 mL |
Coconut Oil | 1.5 tsp | 8 mL |
See Instructions for alternate ratios.
Instructions
For best results:
- In a mixing bowl, add water and melted coconut oil and stir with whisk.
- While stirring, drizzle in J Lube followed by xanthan gum.
- Let rest for 5-10 minutes before use.
Alternative Ratios without coconut oil (X :: J :: Water):
- 1 tbsp :: 1.5 tbsp :: 500 mL — Rick Valentine
- 1 tbsp :: 1 tbsp :: 750 mL — Jim Drew
Incomplete Recipes
The following recipes were submitted by fisters, but may have been duplicate recipes with slightly different mixing ratios, or they lacked specific details, such as ratios or mixing instructions:
Glycerine
No incomplete recipies found.
Lipids
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Emulsifier: PEO
No incomplete recipies found.
Emulsifier: Gums
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Petroleum Distillates
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Tribrid Blitz
"I combine K lube, some melted Crisco and xanthan gum using a hand blitzer. It turns it into a white slimy oily goop and keeps for up to a couple of weeks in the fridge and can be frozen."
David | Newcastle upon Tyne
Tinsley's Tincture
"I’ve been doing a liter of near boiling water, 4-5 firm squeezes of the J Lube bottle (need to get a better measuring of this), 3 tablespoon of coconut oil, and 15 pumps of gun oil, and 10 mL of 1% lidocaine."
Jake | New York
Hole Milk
"In an old J-lube bottle add 2 tbsp J Lube, 2 tbsp Elbow Grease, and 5 drops clove oil."
Randy | Milwaukee
Simple Stuff
"I mix X Lube and Fist Powder together then measure out 2-4 scoops using the X Lube cap for 16oz of water. I also add some aspercreme to the mix for some numbing."
Dominic | Denver
Copy and 'Paste'
I use 2 heaped teaspoons of xanthan gum mixed into a thick paste and heaped teaspoon of Aqueous Cream and 15 drops of clove oil. Mixed to 300 mL qty. Increase proportionally as required. Makes for a super smooth, super slippery and non-stringy lube.
Gary | Worksop
Do Not Litter
25 mL Crisco dissolved into 500 mL hot water then use that to make alphabet lube. Makes for a thicker and creamier viscosity that doesn't dry out at all and great for working someone open over a longer session with my paws or for a slower and deeper session. It's not really conducive for a punch, trash and blow out your hole kind of session though.
Placido | San Diego
Twice the Fun - Half the Cost
Crisco and mineral oil. Whips up just like Elbow Grease for a fraction of the cost.
Kent | Fort Worth
Starter
K-lube with a small amount of pariffin cream, coconut oil, and a drop of Voltaren. It makes the session feel that much more ffun!
Quentin | Atlanta